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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.

A man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. As he was sipping his drink, he heard a voice say, “You’re so quiet, I think you’re a mouse.” He looked around, but there was nobody nearby who could have said it. Then he noticed a small sign on the wall that read: “We’re listening for silence”.

Why did the man bring a magnet to the party? He wanted to attract some attention.

What do you call a group of cows playing instruments underwater? A moo-sical orchestra.

Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged.

A man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. As he was sipping his drink, he heard a voice say, “You’re not very funny.” He looked around, but there was nobody nearby who could have said it. Then he noticed a small microphone on the stool next to him with a note attached that read: “I’m just listening.”

Why did the computer go to therapy? It had a little glitch.

What do you call a group of cats playing instruments? A mew-sical band.

Why did the astronaut take his pillow to the moon? So he could have a soft landing.

A man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. As he was sipping his drink, he heard a voice say, “You’re not very good at this, are you?” He looked around, but there was nobody nearby who could have said it. Then he noticed a small mirror on the wall with a message: “I’m looking at you.”