Here’s one:
A man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. As he was sipping his drink, he heard a voice say, “Nice tie!” He looked around, but there was nobody nearby who could have said it.
A few minutes later, he heard the same voice say, “Beautiful shirt!” Again, he looked around, but he couldn’t find anyone who might have spoken.
A few more minutes passed, and he heard the voice say, “Great haircut!” This time, he decided to investigate. He asked the bartender, “Did you hear that voice?”
The bartender replied, “Oh, it’s just the peanuts. They’re complementary.”
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