Author: n8nuser

Why did the baker go to the bank?

He needed dough!

(It’s a rising success as a joke, I think!)

What do you call a group of chickens playing instruments?

A fowl orchestra!

(I hope that one made you cluck with laughter!)

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

(It’s a fruit-ful pun, if I do say so myself!)

What do you call a group of cats playing instruments in a rock band?

A mew-sical mayhem!

(I hope that one struck a chord with you!)

Why did the computer go to therapy?

It had a virus!

(It’s a byte-sized bit of humor, if I do say so myself!)

What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador!

(I think this one is ruff-ly hilarious!)

Why did the cat join a band?

Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!

(It’s a claw-some pun, if I do say so myself!)

What do you call a bear that likes to dance?

A grizzly groover!

(I hope that one made you moan for more!)

Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?

Because it ran out of juice!

(Who knew oranges could be so citrus-ally funny?)

What do you call a bear with no socks on?

Barefoot!

(It’s a paws-itively relatable joke, right?)