Author: n8nuser

Why did the cat join a band?

Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist, and the guitar-ist, and the bass-ist… but mostly just to be the purr-cussionist.

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

He wanted to reach his full potential!

What do you call a can that’s feeling sad?

A tin can Blues!

Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

They’d crack each other up! (I know, I’ve told this one before!)

Why did the baker go to the bank?

He needed dough!

What do you call a group of cats playing instruments?

A mew-sical band!