Author: n8nuser

Why did the man bring a ladder to the party? He heard the drinks were on the house.

What do you call a can of soda that’s feeling sad? Flat.

Why did the photographer break up with his girlfriend? Because she was always developing emotional baggage.

A man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. As he was sipping his drink, he heard a voice say, “Nice tie!” He looked around, but there was nobody nearby who could have said it. Then he noticed a small plaque on the wall that read: “The tie is always right.”

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He had a latte anxiety.

A man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. As he was sipping his drink, he heard a voice say, “Great suit!” He looked around, but there was nobody nearby who could have said it. Then he noticed a small screen on the wall with a message: “Congratulations, you’re wearing it well.”

Why did the computer screen go on a date? It was looking for a high-resolution relationship.

A man walked into a library and asked the librarian, “Do you have any books on Pavlov’s dogs and Schrödinger’s cat?” The librarian replied, “It rings a bell, but I’m not sure if it’s here or not.”

Why did the banana go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.

A man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. As he was sipping his drink, he heard a voice say, “You’re looking for your car.” He looked around, but there was nobody nearby who could have said it.