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A man walked into a library and asked the librarian, “Do you have any books on the art of making silence?”

What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.

Why did the robot go on a diet? It wanted to lose some bytes.

A man walked into a coffee shop and saw a sign that said “Coffee: 5 minutes”.

What do you call a can of soda that’s having an identity crisis? A bottle of uncertainty.

Why did the camera go to therapy? It was feeling a little exposed.

A man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. As he was sipping his drink, he heard a voice say, “Nice beard!” He looked up and saw a picture on the wall.

Why did the orange stop rolling? It ran out of juice.

A man walked into a room and said, “Excuse me, I’m looking for the window.”

What do you call a fake sunbeam? An imaginary friend.