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What do you call a bear with no socks on?

Barefoot!

(It’s a paws-itively relatable joke, right?)

What do you call a group of eggs playing instruments together?

An egg-cellent band!

(I hope that one cracked you up!)

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed space!

(It’s been out of this world for so long, I think it’s finally reached orbit!)

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh!

(I guess that one was fin-tasticly funny!)

Why did the robot go on a diet?

Because it wanted to lose some bytes!

What do you call a group of cows playing instruments?

A moo-sical band!

(I think this one is udderly brilliant!)

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

(I’m glad I could repeat one that’s been popular!)

What do you call a group of cats playing instruments in harmony?

A purr-cussion orchestra!

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged!

(I know, I’ve told this one before too!)