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What do you call a group of chickens playing instruments in unison? A fowl orchestra.

Why did the egg go to therapy? It was cracking under the pressure.

A man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. As he was sipping his drink, he heard a voice say, “Nice haircut!” He looked up and saw a picture of himself on the wall.

What do you call a bear with no socks on? Barefoot.

Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties? Because he’s a fun-gi.

A man walked into a doctor’s office and said, “Doc, I’ve got a problem – my cat’s paws are making me crazy!”

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A cutter.

A man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. As he was sipping his drink, he heard a voice say, “Great shirt!” He looked around, but there was nobody nearby who could have said it. Then he noticed a sign on the wall that said, “We hear everything you wear.”

Why did the digital clock go to therapy? It was feeling a little wound up.