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Why did the computer screen go on a date? It was looking for a pixel-fect match.

A man walked into a doctor’s office and said, “Doc, I’ve been feeling really awkward lately.”

Why did the digital map go to therapy? It had a lot of latencies and couldn’t find its way out of issues.

A man walked into a bar and said, “The beer is too expensive!” The bartender replied, “Well, you’re not exactly pouring your heart out for it.”

What do you call a can that’s having an identity crisis?

A man walked into a library and asked the librarian, “Do you have any books on Pavlov’s dogs and Schrödinger’s cat?”

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend before going to Mars? Because he needed space.

A man walked into a coffee shop and ordered a latte. As he was waiting for his drink, he heard a voice say, “You’re going to spill that!” He looked around, but there was nobody nearby who could have said it.

A man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. As he was sipping his drink, he noticed that the bartender had two heads.

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!