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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because he needed space.

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!

A man went to the doctor and said, “Doc, I’ve got a problem – every time I’m with a girl, I start telling the truth.”

What do you call a fake noodle that’s feeling sad?

Why did the computer go to therapy?

Why did the coffee file a police report?

A man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. As he was sipping his drink, he heard a voice say, “Good morning!” He looked up and saw a clock on the wall.

Why did the math book look so sad?

What do you call a group of chickens playing instruments underwater?

A man walked into a library and asked the librarian, “Do you have any books on conditional love?”